虚构情节＂撕试卷＂用英语怎么说

Mom: Honey, didn’t you have your biology test this afternoon? Why are you home so early?

Kid: Mom, the test was ridiculous!
It only had pictures of animal feet. We had to guess the animals.
I got mad and tore up the paper.

Mom: What happened then?

Kid: The teacher asked which class I was in.
I stretched out my feet and let her guess!

妈妈：宝贝，下午不是生物考试吗？怎么回来这么早？
宝宝：妈妈，考题太离谱了！卷子上只有动物脚的照片，让我们猜动物。我一生气，把试卷撕了。
妈妈：后来呢？
宝宝：老师问我是哪个班的，我伸出我的脚，让她自己猜！

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This is only a fictional joke. Tearing up exam papers is wrong. Do not imitate.
本故事纯属虚构搞笑，撕毁试卷是错误行为，请勿模仿。